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"You have reached the messaging service of Ghanima Atreides.  I am not in, obviously, so you'll need to leave a message at the tone.  I would apologize for the inconvenience, except that if you ask my brother, it was already pre-determined.  Leto is obviously no fun at parties."

*BEEEEP*
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Date: 2008-03-17 01:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] walks-two-paths.livejournal.com
"Ms. Atreides? This is Savannah Levine, I'm in your class. I'm not going to be in class today because I'm not feeling well after the las few days nine months but would be willing to write some kind of report or something to make up this missed class. Thank you."

Date: 2008-03-29 04:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-an-answer.livejournal.com
"Ghani? This is Renee... I need your help. Come to the Trooper Station as soon as you can, okay?"

Date: 2008-08-27 11:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neverfaithful.livejournal.com
"Blondie. Get your ass down to the bar. I'll even buy you some liquor, deal?"

Date: 2009-01-18 05:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blondecanary.livejournal.com
"Hi! It's Dinah. I just wanted to make sure all your clothes came back yesterday, the way it did for everyone else. I know you were probably worried about that. And maybe volunteer to help you find a job, since you need one?

"Anyway, give me a call. Oh, you punch in the numbers on the machine here, okay? Press 'last call', write down the numbers, then lift the receiver and punch those in. Just let me know when is a good time to stop by.

"Talk to you later!"

Date: 2009-01-18 06:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fancypantsdoc.livejournal.com
"Just to let you know, I find the idea of incest revolting. I don't see why anyone would approve of it."

[from here (http://fancypantsdoc.livejournal.com/340.html?thread=6996#t6996)]

Date: 2009-01-18 07:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
From here

If you're on drugs, so help me, kid. I will... DO SOMETHING. LIKE DETENTION. And stuff like that!

You won't like it!

Phone Hijinxs!

Date: 2009-01-18 07:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flipped-god-off.livejournal.com
[From here!]

"If you think something funny's happening, it's probably just your fucking body changing as it goes through puberty. Your chest is going to get a little bigger, you're going to get hair in places you haven't had hair before and you're going to have sexual urges towards the opposite or the same sex. It's all part of the body's natural evolution. So, chin up! Accept the funny and stick your fucking chest out like you own the place! Just make sure to keep the hairy places clean!"

Date: 2009-01-18 08:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thismaskiwear.livejournal.com
"Play video games? Is that supposed to be some kind of stupid obvious innuendo? I'm NOT INTERESTED IN MEN, gawd! Go the hell away!"

[From here!]

Date: 2009-01-18 09:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] berserkerminsc.livejournal.com
[[ from here! ]]

"By all means! I love tea! And I hate blackmail! How awful for you! Come right on over, and I'll have it all ready and we will crush these bad-doers in good time, my lady! Minsc is always ready to defend the honour of those who need his assistance!"

Date: 2009-01-18 10:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nojesusfreak.livejournal.com
[OOC: From here]

"No, moron, I don't think I look like your fucking bookkeeper, and I thought you were interested in sleeping with me. Have a lovely day yourself."

Date: 2009-01-18 11:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notasuiciderisk.livejournal.com
[From here]

"I never called you a slut! And who's Gigi, and why would anyone want to be like her? Or him."

Date: 2009-01-19 12:25 am (UTC)
intraspective: (i can has puppy!)
From: [personal profile] intraspective
“Hey,” she said, supremely confident that her co-conspirator would know her without saying her name, “it’s me. Thinking ‘bout Friday, when did you want to kill that which really, already ought to be dead again?”

E-Mail from New Gotham City

Date: 2009-02-19 02:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blondecanary.livejournal.com
TO: Miss Ghanima Atreides, Fandom High, Fandom, Maryland
FROM: Barbara Gordon
SUBJECT: Dinah Lance

Dear Miss Atreides,

I'm writing to you regarding my sister and ward, Dinah Lance, who I understand is a student of yours. I have several questions regarding both the school and the training she is receiving with you that need to be addressed before I consider allowing her to return to Fandom for the rest of the semester. She just told me yesterday about some of the more unusual aspects of the school and location, and I'd like to verify both what she told me and the safety of the school.

Specifically, do you know how the school is defended against difficulties generated by its being on a dimensional nexus of some sort? Are the other students a threat to Dinah's safety? I know that adolescents with the abilities that she has are sometimes prone to accidents or outbursts with those powers. And can you tell me anything about this 'magic' she was talking about?

I have several other questions, more specific to the training she is taking with you, but I don't want to overload you at first try.

Please respond at your first convenience. I am considering pulling Dinah from the school by the end of next week at the latest, and I'll need to re-enroll her at a local school if Fandom sounds unsuitable for her continued education.

Thank you for your time,

Sincerely,

Barbara Gordon

Date: 2009-03-07 12:23 am (UTC)
intraspective: (challenge me i dare you)
From: [personal profile] intraspective
"Ghanima-sensei? It's Ino. I've got a mission back home, so I might miss class on Monday. I'll try and get a note for you. Bye!"

Date: 2009-03-19 09:50 pm (UTC)
momslilassassin: (Ben: focused)
From: [personal profile] momslilassassin
"Master Atreides? It's Ben. Um, Skywalker. I have to head home over the weekend for an investigation, and I'm planning on being back in time for classes, but you know how the future is about people who've made plans...I just wanted you to know."

A Squirrel Delivered Note.

Date: 2009-05-09 07:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] civilwarsongs.livejournal.com
At some point during the morning on Saturday, a squirrel with a mission went seeking out one Ghanima Atreides to deliver a note whereever she should want to receive it:

Dear Ms. Atreides,

I must sincerely apologize for having missed the chance to meet you today at the Fandom High Welcome Picnic; I am to understand that we are to be 'teaching buddies' for this summer semester, but, unfortunately, I am feeling a bit under the weather and will be unable to make it. I hope you don't assume me rude for my absence, but I assure you, I have the utmost confidence that I'll have no problem settling in.

Mea culpa,
Jasper Hale.

Date: 2009-07-21 03:03 pm (UTC)
tyler_gone: (listening and impatient)
From: [personal profile] tyler_gone
"Ghani, it's Tyler. I tried to talk to Ino during class and -- neither of us was exactly on our best behavior. Anyhow, she's not willing to deal with people whose powers don't turn off, so she's out until fall. Let me know if you wanna override me."

The words were casual. The tone was wrecked.
Edited Date: 2009-07-21 03:03 pm (UTC)

Date: 2009-08-04 05:53 am (UTC)
weetuskenraider: (Um - Rubbing Neck)
From: [personal profile] weetuskenraider
It would have been fairly late on Monday evening by the time Tahiri's message got through, partly because she'd forgotten about leaving this particular message earlier.

Blame hyperspace travel and her player's busy work day for part of the delay.

"Professor Atreides, it's Tahiri. I don't know what day it still is back there, but I wanted to apologize for missing class. I got called home for a while, and I had to leave early. I'm really sorry."

Date: 2009-08-09 05:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blondecanary.livejournal.com
At some point fairly early on Sunday on another coast, Dinah remembered that maybe nobody knew where they were, and there was Fight Club today, and Ghanima had been so great last week and really deserved not to wonder if Dinah was jumping off a cliff, so:

*beeeep*

"Hi, Ghanima. Um, Professor Atreides. I'm in Vancouver. With Merlin and Arthur and Jack Priest. Tony had a demon... problem." Don't say convergence. "So he called in Merlin to help, and I came along 'cause I really needed off the island and I really really needed to see Tony. We won't get hurt while we're here. Or more upset." Yeah, nice promise she hoped she could keep. "There's lots of other people helping too. But I wanted to let you know so you wouldn't miss me at Fight Club and wonder if I was crying on a beach somewhere." Not that she'd been doing a lot of that. Sort of. "I don't know how long we'll be here, so--"

BEEP!

"...stupid answering machine."

Date: 2009-08-17 05:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] irulan-atreides.livejournal.com
"Greetings Ghani!" Irulan called, sounding amused, it was the first time she's heard Ghani's voice mail message. "I only called to share: the tin foil hats I spoke of during Charlotte's wedding will begin selling today! I'm quite excited about it! I really feel this venture would take off!" A pause, "Oh, blast, I forgot to introduce myself, these machines don't have any way to identify a caller, I suppose? I made the same mistake when I left Leto a message and it cut--"

BEEP

Date: 2009-11-07 11:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blondecanary.livejournal.com
"Hi Professor! I'm just calling to let you know I won't be there tomorrow for Fight Club. Should be back Monday night. Nothing to worry about, I'm just taking the SAT's, entrance tests for college, on Monday, and Barbara wants me home to tutor me a day early. Keep your fingers crossed for me. Bye!"

Date: 2009-12-07 03:48 pm (UTC)
vanillajello: (On the phone: looking ahead.)
From: [personal profile] vanillajello
And this was Kate, leaving a message on Monday afternoon at some random coffee shop on the mainland.

"Hi, it's Kate. I'm so, so sorry for missing class again, I... I don't know what happened over the weekend, the last thing I remember is Saturday morning, and when I woke up today I thought it was still Saturday."

She was attempting to sound upbeat and apologetic. Like it didn't freak her out that she just lost two days which in her family meant some really bad stuff. She wasn't doing so well with it, what with the faster than normal speaking and all.

"I'm not even in Fandom and I only just figured out it's Monday and I'm sorry. Let me know how I can make up for it. Okay, bye. And sorry."

Ahem.

Date: 2010-01-09 07:01 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] mississippiqueen
[From here]

Never ever admit you don't remember them. Especially when they sound hot. "I am available to ride your sandworm any time, honey. You name the place, I'll bring the lube."

Date: 2010-01-09 07:53 pm (UTC)
carpe_demon: (Come with me if you want to live)
From: [personal profile] carpe_demon
[From here.]

"Well, inappropriate is my middle name, you know. Call me back if you want me to demonstrate."

Crazy Phone

Date: 2010-01-10 01:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] makesfaces.livejournal.com
"Hi, yes, I'd like to order the Slap Chop. I understand that comes with with Graty and since I'm ordering now a second Slap Chop and Graty for free. Hello? Hello?"
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